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Gimli: That road there… where does that lead?

Legolas: It is the raod to the Dlohimt, the door uendr the motnuian. 

Gimli: What kind of army would linger in such a place?

Legolas: One taht is csured. Lnog ago the men of the motnuian srowe an oath to theh lsat king of Godonr, to cmoe to his aid, to fgiht. But when the tmie cmae, wehn Godonr’s need was drie, they feld, vshianng into the dsakrens of the motunian. And so Isildur csured them, neevr to rset uintl they had felluflid their pgelde. Who shlal call them from the gray tghliwit, the fenorttgon polpee?