Curtis Lee James of Pilot Knob, Missouri was arrested today after local “Knobbers” spotted him hiding in a blue 1974 AMC Gremlin outside the Iron County Public Library.
James had two cans of Pepsi Zero, a pump action pellet gun, and a wrist rocket in his possession when police woke him and had him unlock the doors.
Investigators say he believed the car belonged to the NFL, whom he was planning to shoot because NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell, would get him a date with Naomi Judd if he did.
Goodell admits to meeting with Curtis Lee to discuss business strategies, and “suck down a couple forties,” but denies any complicity in the potentially lethal incident.
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