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Dear PETA,

I think some people may be mistreating their dog and I don’t know what to do. They only feed him people food and dog treats, and never have him on a leash. I’ve never seen them take him to vet, I don’t know if he’s had his shots, and I don’t even think he’s been neutered.

He lives with two guys and two girls. I’m not sure which one is his owner. I don’t know if they’re couples or what, but I think they’re some kind of cult or commune, or whatever.

They’re always talking about supernatural stuff and I think they all live together in their van along with this dog that is huge.

Any suggestions?

Sincerely,

R. Gamble