Libyan leader, Muammar Qaddafi has decided to take advantage of the current media blitz surrounding his renewed infamy, to launch a movie career that has been a life long dream. Columbia Pictures has already signed the African dictator to a four-movie deal, including a voice over in Shrek X: Kickin’ The Bucket (working title) as a geriatric dromedary named Caustic Camel.
Next, he teams up with Shrek co-star, Antonio Banderas, for Philadelphia II, the poignant tale of a dictator’s secret visit to the city of brotherly love where he explores his burgeoning sexuality with a still mourning Miguel Alvarez.
The duo are also slated to star in buddy film, Desperately Seeking Muammar, playing unwitting look-alikes that meet on vacation in San Francisco and use their similar appearance to seduce House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi.
The fourth movie has yet to be announced, but insiders suggest a team up with Mel Gibson for an anti-semitic epic with a rumored budget of 200 million dollars.
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