Loser News

Wilma Lou Harris (80) of Sabina, OH, told reporters today, that actress/model, Kim Kardashian actually pooped in the Shady Acres resident’s pants.

“She musta come in and dropped a dumpskey in my pantsuit while I was watching that sex-pot Drew Carey on Price Is Right,” Harris related while being hosed down.”I seen her running off right about the time the smell hit me. Damn Kardashians!!”

“I think we would have noticed if Kim Kardashian actually visited our community,” suggested Ian James, assistant janitor at Shady Acres Retirment Village. “She may have just had an accident but was too embarrassed to tell us.”

James recanted later after receiving a phone call from Rosie O’Donell’s lawyer.