Loser News

Holy crap. I actually won.

It’s been like 90 years since I had this job.  I wonder if anything’s changed?  I hope they saved my “That’s My Mama” coffee mug.

Last time, we had a global recession, double-digit inflation, a gas shortage, and the Patty Hearst kidnapping.  Good times.  Wonder what it’s like now.  It can’t be any worse.

I guess I should have come up with some kind of plan to fix the budget or something.  I just figured that Whitman chick would win since she knows about pay rolls and compound interest and stuff.  Guess that’ll show Ms. Smarty-Pants that success and business sense can’t buy you a governorship.  I wonder if she’ll go see Cats with me now.  Jellicle cats sing Jellicle chants…

It sucks that Prop 19 didn’t pass, though. I was kind of counting on the reefer to get me through this term.