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In a bizarre international twist, a group of Russian intelligence operatives had their court portraits drawn by Beavis and Butthead creator, Mike Judge.

“He was the only artist the Russian Embassy would allow into the proceedings,”said Chuck Farnsworth, Bailiff of the Manhattan Federal Court, “and who can blame ’em?!?”

Judge, who has gained a cult following for movies Office Space and Idiocracy, was honored to be chosen by the Cold-War Nemeses.

“I’ve always wanted to use my limited artistic abilities to address a broader political audience,” the animator admitted.  “Plus that Chapman chick is pretty hot for a comrade.  Heh, henh, henh, henh.”