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“People let me tell ya ’bout my goat-sucking, domesticated, South American cryptid, dop-duh-duh-da-da-da-dow…”

That song always takes me back, but now it doesn’t have to.  Weekends With El Chupacabra returns to TV this summer after a twenty-seven year sabbatical, and insiders say the entire cast from the past has signed on.

Patrick Duffy returns as the cantankerous ex-priest who moves in with his mother only to be placed in charge of Chupey’s well-being when she falls victim to an overdose of cannibas.

Rupaul and Sissy Spacek reclaim their roles as Velma and Daphne, the nosey Snyder sisters who Duffy must keep Chupey a secret from, while losing his heart to their outspoken step-mother, Ethel Merman (also Played by Rupaul).

So, join the hijinks as the caprinal carnage compounds every Monday night at 7:00, on BRAVO.