Loser News

Did you know that the words “esophagus” and “sarcophagus” are not the same?!?  It’s true.  In fact, they’re not even part of the same species, although evolutionists would argue that point.

The esophagus (or oesophagus) is sometimes known as the “gullet” and is an organ which consists of a tube through which food passes from the pharynx to the stomach (also known as the tummy).

A sarcophagus, on the other hand (though it probably wouldn’t fit in one hand), is a container for a corpse, commonly carved out of stone. The word “sarcophagus” actually translates as “flesh-eating”, and as you know, to eat flesh, one would definitely need an esophagus. Full circle.

Next week we’ll be discussing the difference between “sodium” and “sodomy”.  And yes, there is one.