Holy beans, but there are some weird people in this world! Well, unless you live in a cave, or a small cabin in Montana like my friend Ted, you know about the midwest whack-jobs called the Hutaree. The Hutaree?!? I thought those were those blue people from the documentary Avatar!
Anyway, these Hutaree are like mega-super-killer kangaroos, like on Warriors Of Virtue, and they have the invisible keys to the Sepulchre of Forbidden Knowledge, which no man can smell and live. Their leader has forseen that Anti-Christ will appear once Prince Caspian completes the passage of Gorton by attending five shows from the Smurfs On Ice North American Tour.
Thus, the Empire sent the Cylons to abduct Ponch and John in an effort to stop the upstart insurgency, however they didn’t count on Mr. Rourke foiling their plans. So, even though the initial attack was thwarted, the Alliance lives on in the hearts and minds of the Plutarians and Hutaree alike.
Live long and prospect!!
Nappy time.
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