You heard it first here, folks. Father Murphy has officially been defrocked. Though dead these past twelve years, he has evidently been carrying on his perverse aganda nonetheless.
Catholics are irritated. “I think its against regulations, what he did,” remarked Leona Dimarco, parishoner of St. Steve’s in Alberta Canada. “But there’s so many rules, who can keep track?”
The Pope apologized on behalf of Murphy at a news conference on Thursday. “As a man… I am tempted by the sex,” he explained in broken English. “All the women… they pressure me for the sex… but I have to say, ‘Gratzi, but no. I am a the Pope!’”
“He makes a great point,” remarked Wilbur McFitpatrickson. “There’s no arguing with the Pope.”
“I vehemently disagree,” interrupted once nominal singer, Sinead O’Connor. “The Catholic Church is a tyrannical, oppressive and subversive machine of global destruction!!” She then tore up an 8×10 picture of George Jetson.
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