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What the dang-it!!  I was watching Idol tonight and the audience actually had the audacity to boo Simon.  That’s like Sweden booing pacifism.

They let that Dioguardi chick say whatever she wants cause her dad’s in the mob. Hey, Sopranos was cancelled!! Get off my TV and go back to France! 

And Ellen!  Don’t get me started on her.  Like her stupid show isn’t stupid enough, she has to add her “two cents” (which is about what it’s worth. Burn, Ellen!) six times a week.  At least she can’t dance on this show.  Although, they did have to chain her legs to the table because she kept chewing through the leather strap.

Anywho, at least Randy had Simon’s back.  He was all like, “Dawg.  Yo dawg.”  And I was like, “Word, Randy Jackson.  Word.”