That’s right, America!! Wayne and Garth are back, but this time they’re not jamming with Aerosmith and singing along with Bohemian Rhapsody. No, this time they’ve joined the Taliban and proclaimed Jihad on the United States!
And wouldn’t you know it, the folks here at Loser News Network were able to get an excerpt from the script:
Wayne: (Pushes hair behind ears) Garth and I will totally forgive the death of our emir Baitullah Mehsud…NOT!!
Garth: As if! We will always demand mega-revenge for him inside America and outside. Its totally an obligation of the emigrants who were welcomed by the emir!!
Wayne: Geeze, Garth. Take a Ritalin.
Garth: Sorry, I got a little carried away, but being in the Taliban makes me feel like when I climb the rope in Gym class.
Wayne: Azfinktersezwut?!?
So there you have it, America. A cinematic masterpiece who’s sheer goofiness is rivalled only by that of the actual jihadist Muslim mindset.
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