Remember when those kids got lost in the woods and got killed and chased around and killed and stuff? Well, evidently they bought a house and shacked up together…with a camera.
That's right, Paranormal Activity is spreading through the nation's megaplexes faster than MRSA through a M*A*S*H unit. Filmed in a house with a bed, and made on a shoestring budget of $15,000…or possibly a 2007 Kia Sportage budget, audiences come away shaken, stunned, and soaked in their own urine.
"I literaly peed myself", movie-goer Oprah Winfrey exclaimed, "and I haven't even seen the movie!!"
Gene Shalit says; "This is the first movie I've been allowed to review since Broke Back Mountain."
So if you have the nerve, nay the nads, to step into a theater to see the "scariest", most "frightening", "terrifying movie of the year", this is just a sample of the horror you're going to experience.
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