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Dear Mr. Bad Australian Accent,

I just saw that Men At Work video on Big 80’s Weekend and what the heck is a Vegemite sandwich?!?

Sincerely,

Slobadan Milosovic

 

Dear Gene,

Crikey!! Vegemite is a blend of tropical fruit, wallaby, and human excrement that all us Genes and Sheilas down unduh’ put on bread. Like you yanks do with jam, mate!

Throw another shrimp on the barbie!

Mr. B