You know how it is when you can’t get a song out of your head? Well, I was having one of those days today, so I got on my Napster account to illegally download that catchy “Viva Viagra” song I keep hearing between episodes of CSI Des Moines.
Well, much to my amazement, I wasn’t the only one who totally dug this super smooth sonnet of soul stiffening celebration. In fact, it had gotten so popular that the pinnacle of pathetically pointless performers (ZZTop and Elvis Presley) decided to remake it, adapting the lyrics to represent a certain Nevada city as the center for adult fun.
I’m as outraged as you are. What would possess someone to symbolically defecate on the hallowed ground of erectile dysfunction anthems and twist it into a banal tribute to a town my wife won’t let me visit? What’s next?!? Lyrics to Enzyte’s whistle-rrific “Meet Bob” commercials?!?
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