MILAN, Michigan- A group of federally employed miscreants broke into a job fair earlier this week and made off with a Bureau of Prisons flag and several packets of hot chocolate.
“What is this world coming to,” concerned citizen and BOP employee, Adam Gilsdorf queried. “One minute you’re making a stink pickle, then next somebody’s taking your flag!”
The list of suspects is long.
“I’d wager Larry Huddleston’s the ring-leader,” a confidential informant known only as Huggy-Poot related. “But you better bring back-up when you arrest him, because I imagine he’ll go hard.”
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