Loser News

Jeepers, I just got my feet down in sunny California and it’s time to head to the great white north.  That’s right, I’m talking Alaska. 

Now many of you may not be aware that Alaska is not actually part of Russia, but rather the 59th state in the good ole’ USA.

We’re heading up to Anchorage tomorrow to set sail (sailor talk for “disembarking”) on our six day/ four night / three more night cruise with Princess Cruise Line.

Julie McCoy will be there with Gopher to welcome us aboard, while Captain Stubing chats up Doc, and Isaac mixes me up a virgin Mai Tai.  I don’t know a lot about the route we’re taking, but I imagine we’ll stop by some famous ports like Waikiki, Somalia, Puerta Vallarta, and Fantasy Island.

I hope Tori Spelling and Donnie Most are the special guest stars!!