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What Happens In Mexico…

Pig Hey every-bib-bidubuh …every-bibbidubuh …everyone.  It's me Porky Pibbiduh …pi …pibbiduh…Pig and I'm super st-st-steamed!!  All I keep hearing a-bibbiduh-bout is the diggiduh-dang swine fl-fl-influenza!

Just bibbiduh-because I happened to vivitty-vi-vacation in Mexic-ci-cuh… Mexic-cuh… south of the border on Spring Br-Break, doesn't mean I'm responsibib… respsonsibib… at fault for the sp-spread of this potential epidi… epidem… health crisis.

So maybe I did sow my wild o-bidduh-oats a little!  That's my bi-biddi-biz …bibbidiz …none of your concern, Mr. Snooty McSnoot-stuh-stein!!

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