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Guess what?!?  The words “cinnamon”, “synonym”, and “Cinnabon” are not cinnamonous.  Verdad! 

Cinnamon, derived from the Latin, Cinnamomum Verum, is a small evergreen tree inhabited by leperchauns and sprites.  It is said to have magical powers, and can only be destroyed by a +2 Axe of Dwarven Might, which as you know are quite rare.

Synonyms are lethally poisonsous tropical fish considered to be a delicacy in some eastern cultures.

And the Cinnabon are a Satanic cult bent on the destruction of mankind, utilizing pagoda-like mall lairs to entice the public to commit the second of seven deadly sins (the first being TIVO). 

In any case, these words should never be interchanged regardless of race, height, or sexual preference.