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The New “New Guy”

Hey everybody, it’s Ron again, and I’d like to know why the newest new guy at the Warehouse has to be such a jerk?!? Yesterday, he totally yelled at a steam fitter and threatened to beat him over the head with a bag full of prescription pain killers.

Then he dropped about a dozen F-bombs when he couldn’t get the trailer door latched right, and when I asked him what his problem was, he just smirked at me and threw his empty G2 bottle at my gate shack.  Then he started yelling at a squirrel for “looking at him wrong”.

I made him leave, but later somebody pelted the guard shack with feces.  I have a pretty good idea who it was.

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