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My Grandma used to say, “Never eat at a place that serves eskimos, or has a P in it’s name, or uses styrofoam, or is named after an astronaut, or faces south, or sells it’s own gravy, or has foreigners in the kitchen…unless it’s a foreign restaurant that cooks dishes from the foreign country the foreigner is from, but still watch out because they’ll cook anything; dogs, cats, chinchillas, snakes, horses, camels, platypus, rhinos, pandas, and squash.”

And you know what?  She was right.