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And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.

 

Draw in thy hardened hostile

Head, oh prostitutic truthless

Turtle! Sequestered in yon shell

Of lies and lecherous treacheries,

Stretching starch’ed storylines,

Taut and twisted ’round throats

And threats of transomed tantrummed

Falling outs ‘twixt sheltered shrew

And pock-nosed pet.