Hi, I’m Russ “Myopic Spam” Chompski, and I’m a blues man. I’m lead singer, guitar, harmonica, and maracas for the blues band “Myopic Spam and the Wussballs”.
We’re currently touring upper mid-west Wisconsin. You may have heard some of our songs Eatin’ My Deep Fried Heart Out, or possibly The Depressing Fart Song.
We’ve been trying to get representation ever since my mom/agent came down with tuberculosis. So, if you’re an agent with some space in your “blues” file, we’re your dudes…except for Donna on accordian…she’d be your…well, you know what I mean. Anyway, we do polka too, if that’s a better fit.
So, if you want to represent us, or are just a fan and want to drop us a line, you can send it here:
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