In an impromptu outburst during the Screen Actors’ Guild Awards, Oprah Winfrey demanded that Brad and Angelina give her their twins to satiate her voracious appetite.
“I suppose we must”, Ms. Jolie explained at a press conference today. “The Blob requested it. All hail the Blob!!”
“The Blob be praised.” Mr. Pitt continued. “The twins will be happier in Oprah’s digestive track.”
Tom Cruise and Maria Shriver, leaders of the Cellestial Counsel, have yet to decide whether Oprah’s request will be granted.
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