Loser News

Holy Chipotle, Batman!! What’s happening in Hollywood?!?

 I just realized that Jerry O’Connell and Rebecca Romijn (pronounced “row-mane”, not “row-mij-en”) were married. I didn’t even know Verno was old enough to vote, let alone get married.

And what happened to John Stamos? Did she actually leave that hunka-hunka burnin’ love?!? What a ditz! And I wouldn’t have known anything, but “E” says they just had twin girls, not adopted tibetan refugees, but actual biological womb-babies! Weird, huh?

Anyway, I guess they’ll name them Brad and Angelina and have them immersed in the Scientological Celebrity Vat later this week.