Loser News

Ya’ know, Adam (until now referred to as “The New Guy”) and I were having a discussion on gereral hygeine and apparrel cleanliness when Dan (leader of Prison/ Street/ Mall Gang The Dans) barged in and started asking us the most bizarre questions.

“What are you guys doing?” and “How’s it going?” and whatnot.  Well, it was just then that we realized how dirty Dan’s hat was.  Much dirtier than either of ours, as though he laid it in a pile of bovine waste at the end of each day.  So enthralled were we with his chapot that we didn’t acknowledge his banal rantings for some time.

When we did, it was only to remark at the ungodly state of his headwear.  Well, as Dan does, he began to cry, which only fueled our delight, and by the time he left the office, we had dubbed him “Little Danny Dirty Hat”.