How do you spell crap?!? T-W-I-G-H-L…well, you get the idea. Who decided to remake The Little Vampire? And why isn’t that adorable Lipnicki kid in it?
I guess this one is like a cross between Interview and Lost Boys, but way stupider. See, there’s this kind hearted female high school outcast that moves to a small town and falls in love with a teenage vampire kid that’s ninety years old. Ewww. That’s kind of wrong isn’t it?
Yet somehow the ladies are totally swooning over this cinematic contortion of moralistic norms and societally held practices (e.g. No dating undead.), but then again, women watch Oprah.
Luckily, there’s me. So all you chickies out there wondering if you should see a redundant, depraved, souless, second rate horror flick this weekend, dont. Just stay home and bake cookies like you’re supposed to.
You’re welcome. Seacrest out!!
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