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What’s Up With My Mom?!?

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Out of nowhere, she totally comes up to my room and tells me I need to get a job. She didn’t even knock before she came in, which is totally posted on my door, so it totally made me screw up the detail work on my Chewbacca model.

She’s like, “You’re wasting your life away!!” as though my level fifty-eight Paladin on Ringquest doesn’t even exist.

Even worse, I was totally Skyping the guys from the International Action Figure Consorteum (IAFC) with my plans for a new Spawn character.  Now they’ll never take me seriously.

I am so cheesed right now!! 

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