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What’s America coming to when a hot babe like Sarah Palin can’t get into the White House?!?

 I mean, I voted Republican and I don’t even like Edwin Mccain! Sure, he’s got that one “I’ll Be” song that’s pretty good, but I don’t think he’s ready to run the country.

That is, until he teamed up with my angelic Alaskan amazon! Then I was like, “Where do I sign?!?” But no!! You Libocrats had to vote for some stuffy Harvard dork with the initials “B.O.” and an old dude that looks like Bob Uecker.

No wonder we can’t beat the Iraqi’s!!