Loser News

Hi, I’m Ron, and I’m sick and tired of people trying to take away my reproductive rights!!

I mean, if my significant other happens to somehow get pregnant, and I decide to keep the child, it’s nobody’s business but my own!

Ohhh, that’s not my decison to make?!? Hmmm…

Well, if I decide I want to put my child up for adoption, then it’s nobody’s business but mine!!

Ohhh, I can’t do that either?

Well, say the little woman decides she doesn’t even want the baby, but I say I’ll raise it myself, then it’s nobody’s business but mine, right? 

I still don’t have any say?!?

Well, let’s say my dog gets the neighbor’s dog pregnant.  Would I have any say in the future of the puppies?

I would?!?  Awesome!!

Thanks, Reproductive Rights!!