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Bring Back The Boz!!

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Why do they still refuse to give The Boz his own talk show?!? I mean, they gave them to Howie, Wayne, Chevy, Arsenio, Ellen, Regis, and that skanky herd of wildebeasts known only as “The View”.

Why not the majestically mullhawked middle linebacker of our hearts, Brian Bosworth? After all, he was the star of Stone Cold, did a CSI Miami, a Nash Bridges (with that hilarious Cheech Marin. Did you see Born In East LA? That was awesome!!), a Right Guard commercial, and even played like six or seven weeks of proffessional football.

If not him, maybe they could give one to Cheech. They could even get Connie Chung to be on it with him. Call it “Marin and Connie”, or something like that.

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