Loser News

10-4 Citizens, Trooper Cooper here to 5 some 43 so you’ll be 50-free this holiday season. 

The other night, I had just 41’d and was conducting a 36 of the local stop and rob when I noticed a potential 56 exiting the establishment holding a wine cooler and an armful of feminine hygeine items.  I decided to 26 her, so I asked her for her 27, but she’d conveniently “left it at home”.

She asked to 44, but there was no 33, so I asked her if she wanted me to 59 her home.  She indicated a 74 on last, and said she didn’t 78, especially from a stinking pig. 

Well, before this turned into a 15, I decided to 68 to headquarters to let them know I had a 96 on my hands, but when I reached for my radio the perp hit me with her bag and took off.  I called in a 31, an 80, and topped it off with a 35, then took pursuit.

Several steps later, I 95’d her after she ran into a 93 of garbage cans.  After a brief 10, I placed the suspect in my car and 66’d the alerts.  

Just then, my sergeant 23’d and I gave him the 43 on the 56’s 57.  I was pretty shaken up, so he suggested a 52, but the way I felt, I said a 79 might be more appropriate.  We had a good laugh about that one.

That just goes to show how sometimes a 45 can turn into a 70 in the blink of an eye.