Loser News

That’s right! The latest sensation sweeping the nation is “Skinny Jeans” (pronounced: szkin’-nee jeenz).  Much like it’s predecessor, “Baggie Jeans”, it’s a fashionable way for America’s youth to say, “If you want to know who I am, look at my pants!”

Cut low in the waist and rapidly reducing in gerth to a mere three centimeters at the ankle, they’ve sparked a futuristic shift in footwear, to the cutting edge Converse All-Star.

You’ll find the back pocket located strategically behind the knee, and may have trouble breathing while wearing your sharp new trousers, but regardless, Skinny Jeans give a completely different and unique  new meaning to the word “pants”…unless you’re old enough to remember Cha-chi Arkola.