How come I never hear that “Can’t Touch This” song anymore. I mean, every time Superfreak comes on the radio, I get all excited, and then Rick James starts squealing out his profane lyrics. It’s the same deal withIce, Ice, Baby. I’m just about to get my groove on when that douche, David Bowie, ruins my day. Why can’t they just leave the classics alone?!? I mean, at least Aerosmith had Run DMC in their video when they remade their song.
When the Beach Boys remade David Lee Roth’s classic California Girls, I was so upset, I threw up in my mouth. And now there’s this band from Alabama trying to steal Kid Rock’s new song!! That makes me fighting mad, and a little aggressive in the bedroom, I might add. My wife says I stole all the covers last night.
Well, that’s what happens when you start messing with the Horgenator’s rock and roll, folks!! As long as nobody tries to remake any Tiffany songs, I’ll probably be able to hold it together.
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