Loser News

In one of the most anticipated moves in recent NFL history, Green Bay Packers owner, Tommy Thompson has trade Brett Favre to the Jets in New York.  The Jets current CEO commented on the move at a press conference earlier today.

“That’s right, Buddy-Boys, he’s one of us now!” shouted Riff (no known last name) as he pirouetted across the stage, unlit cigarette dangling from his mouth.  “Ever since Tony was gunned down, we had nuttin’ but trouble from them Sharks.  Now those PR’s are gonna pay!”

Riff refused to answer questions in regard to his assumed death at the hands of rival Sharks leader, Nardo, but did mention that he believed every “Porta-Ricken” was a lousy chicken.

Evidently, Thompson traded Favre for partial ownership in Doc’s Drugstore and Jets defensive end, Action-Boy.