Okay, maybe these two have never been seen together before, but does that mean they’re the same person?!? I mean, they’re polar opposites in the personality department.
Rock is a hard living, hard partying celebrity icon, while Richie is more of a hard shopping, hard partying celebrity icon. It’s not like they’ve both hosted the MTV Video Music Awards, is it?!?
Well, actually it is. Richie in 2006, and Rock every year since he was born.
They don’t dress the same… Well, they don’t have the same hair… They both shun publicity..uh… Rock is slightly more buffed out, although that could be due to the pregnancy, and the indiscriminate drug use could explain Richie’s rapid weight loss following childbirth.
Maybe they’re just identical twins separated at birth, or a government experiment gone awry. It happens, America!
Next week we’ll be taking a look at the Mathau / Longoria conspiracy.
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