Loser News

I wonder who I’ll go with if both Barack and McCain ask me to be their running mates.  Sure, Obama’s always GQ’d out in his matching suits and Hush Puppies, and what thirteen year old wouldn’t profit from my four decades of wisdom.  But McCain has that special Fire Marshall Bill quality that I look for in a national leader.

Granted, they’re both mutant spawn of the legal proffession and years of rubbing armpits (or is it shoulders?) with greasy political types, but who to choose?!?  The old one with the origami-esque political position or the young one whose hot mom is always on stage with him?

I think I’ll hold out for Denzel.