Loser News

…in fact, I’m super cheesed at my gals pals right now! I can’t believe the things I read in Barbara’s book, not to mention the brazenly bellicose behavior by broadcasting’s best and brightest bygone beauties.

There’s Star’s bombshell departure, Rosie’s arrival and subsequent release, Manilow’s refusal to be interviewed by Hasselback, Behar’s militant stance on hypocrisy (she’s for being against it), Shepherd’s inability to defend creationism, Whoopi’s inability to not be so Whoopi, and now Barbara Walters’ infidelity issues (and with a sitting Senator!!).

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve had my share of politomantic fantasies over the years (Hilary, Margaret Thatcher, and Liberian Lovely, Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf to name a few), but do I go around advertising my exploits in some literary forum?!?

Well, if there was a book deal in there somewhere, I guess it would be okay.