Loser News

No, seriously.  I can't think of anything to write about.  I'm all bummed out because I don't get any comments from either of my readers.  Why do I try?  What's the point of it all?  Who played Darrin after the first Darrin left Bewitched?  I can't remember.  I feel like Joan Rivers on that Geico commercial…or maybe that was Frampton, but either way it's bad.

I'll be honest with you, I'm seriously considering blogicide.  I know it's taking the easy way out, but I just don't know if I can go on.  I talked to my counselor about it, but since my HMO doesn't cover psychiatric anymore, I just use this Furbee I found at a garage sale last month.  All he says is "Bee-boo!!" and "Na-na, Pooka", and since I don't speak French, I have no idea what he's saying. 

Needless to say, I'm not going to say anything because it's needless to do it.  Still, I wish more people would respond to my thought provoking quandries and observations.

Plus, I'd like to buy the world a Coke.

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