Well, as you know, medicology (the study of medicine) has recently been classified as a "science", as has bodiology (the study of the human body), and sickology (the study of penmanship), therefore I have been away from the whole blog thing because of science.
I have what the medicologists call bronchititiosis. It's an infection of the breathing tubes and sacks that sit inside your skin. The gave me some pills to take which destroy all of your internal organs so the germs don't have anywhere to live, so they're flushed out of your system like you just drank some Drano (you can read all about it in Al Gore's new book; The Ozone, The Environment, and The Uvula).
Hey, how 'bouts if I just drink Drano and eliminate the middle man?!?
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