Cripes!! Back at work already! I totally didn't want to come in today. Neck came in and started trouble first thing this morning and I only got a half a cup of coffee. Luckily I brought my cinnamon Life cereal, which was totally awesome and tasty.
I need a nap already, too. I'm seriously considering not drinking any fluids for about four days (I'll just take water supplements) to see if I feel better.
Oh, here we go. We were discussing the Toledo zoo (which is awesome, you should go), and Neck starts talking about how he punched a bald eagle and wrestled an alligator. So, Frank mentions getting bumped by some California bottle-nose dolphins while surfing at Jalama beach and neck injects a fabricated tale of his own surfing prowess. As if! Most people couldn't walk with that neck throwing them off balance, let alone surf.
Derf!!
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