Loser News

The other date the howsekeeper told me that my sun Fin’s pet lizerd hadnt moved in a cupple daze. So, I went into his rume wear he lives and poaked it with a a tenis racket for a few minuts, but it dint moov at all.

I figured maybee it was just hybridnating or somthing, butt wanted to make sher. I rumemberd that lizerds are reptiles, so I tole my phone to aks the Aye-Eye what he wood do if his reptile disfunkshuned.

Well, I was amayzed at the rezults. It terns out that lots of peeple have problums with reptile disfunkshuns an that it’s very commun among older men, probubbly because they have that Alicemeyers Sindrum an can’t rumember to fede there reptiles.

Anyways, the Aye-Eye tole me which medisine to by, but said I’d need a pruscripshun. Lukily, my naybor is a dokter, so I jus aksed him if he’d right me one. He seemed confyused at ferst, but once I told him it was for my sun’s pet lizerd, Spock (an gave him five-hunerd dollers), he was moor then happy to right it.

So, now my showfir is going to pick up the medisin and we can finally put our reptile disfunkshun behind us.