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Boo-yah, sports fans!! It’s Scott Finley with another installment of Loser Sports!

All eyes are on the Super Bowl where football’s finest face off in a contest of power and grace that will…blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda, zippity-doo-dah-day!

Let’s face it, America!  We’ve been duped!! We have been watching the nation’s longest running testosterone-fueled soap opera, where the only thing your favorite character is chasing harder than an errant fumble is a bigger paycheck.

When “your team’s” franchise player signs with the the Seahawks next year, it’ll be no different than when Patch left Days to go to Gen Hos only to end up on The Y & The R (don’t act like you don’t get the reference).  And when Boise gets enough scratch to purchase “your team”, you’ll cash in all your Raider Nation paraphernalia for a truckload of Spud Squad merch, and pretend to like it!

The only people more pathetic than us are the overly-anal, annually  triggered half-time shamers who corporate America depends on to publicize this year’s musical flash-in-the pan through their social media snivel-barrage.  This year Turning Point USA has added its murky muscle to ensure these kooks won’t actually have to watch an ethnic performing at this most holy of unholy events.  

What say we just call it the Duper-Bowl and let corporate America know we’re in on the joke?  Then we can sit back and enjoy the antics of overpaid prima donnas who are really just chasing the buck like everybody else.  Boo-yah!!