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And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.
Uncle Bill, fetch yon
Plunger!! Radiometric dates
Embrace, shaloming peacefully,
Drifting awkwardly down rivers
Abhorant. Flashing torrents leap
Analytic barriers, gargling Listerine
Listlessly on LL Cool J’s Vespa.
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