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Spaghetti Fugues

And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.

 

Uncle Bill, fetch yon

Plunger!! Radiometric dates

Embrace, shaloming peacefully,

Drifting awkwardly down rivers

Abhorant. Flashing torrents leap

Analytic barriers, gargling Listerine

Listlessly on LL Cool J’s Vespa.

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