Loser News

As we all know, Facebook is ever diligent and committed to fighting the spread of misinformation, thus when I saw the startling allegations against Maymi Bulibak on my amazingly popular Facebook page I was understandably distressed.  What heinous act could Dr. Blossom O’Sheldon have perpetrated to have “allegations confirmed” against her?  

There was only one way to find out.

I clicked on the link, and my reality was shattered.  Evidently, Ms. Bimilak has been peddling the reefer on TV!!  How could my 13th favorite oddly featured thespian (right behind Sarah Jessica Parker), a role model for several impressionable young people and Joey Lawrence, be running her own drug cartel?!?

Reading further, I realized that she was actually selling discounted “gummy” samples to hook her victims on the CBD, which is a highly addictive derivative of the cannabis plants, also known as marijuana, Mary Jane, Michael Jordan, ganja, and “grass”.  It’s like the equivalent of crack cocaine…grass-crack, if you will.

So, even though the picture they use for the article is from her interview about hosting Jeopardy, and it wasn’t actually Fox News…and it was a totally fabricated paid advertisement for a CBD company, I still super-appreciate Facebook for their due-diligence and dedication to truthiness throughout the universe.