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Racist Canadian truckers and their racist right-wing supporters took to the highways over the weekend to brandish Confederate flags and yell racial epithets at anyone who would listen.  Chants of “No vaccine mandates” and “My body, my choice” and other hate speech echoed throughout the crowds as they waved Confederate hate banners (pictured above) disguised as Canadian flags.  

“I never thought it could happen here”, Canadian journalist, Ian Autumn, told himself during an interview.  “I mean, what has Canada come to when trucks can drive down the road with people waving at them?”

“It’s tragic,” agreed Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, from behind the safe-room door of his palatial 22 Sussex fortress.  “If we had a military, I’d call for an air strike.”

The fringe element of tens of thousands of trucks drivers and their million or so supporters are reportedly headed to Ottowa, but Deputy Commission of the RCMP, Dwayne McDonald, says they have it under control.  “They’ll never make it to Ottawa now, eh.”