Moderna spokesperson, Dr. Arnim Zola, advised FDA Officials that preliminary testing of Covid vaccines on preadolescent felines looks quite promising.
“Less than 40 percent of kittens that received the vaccine were adversly affected with debilitating side effects”, advised the ex-Hydra biochemist”, as opposed to the control group in which we observed no complications.”
Although cats aren’t able to catch or transmit COVID-19 strains, officials within the CDC, FDA, and KFC suggest that the vaccination could make them even more unsusceptible to the virus.
Based on the success of these experiments, Moderna plans to expand testing to lemurs, oysters, and several brands of toaster ovens.
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