Geuss waht! Today is Mint Erb Eleckshun day. I love mint and erb. There my favrite spices (witch is my Zotiac sign, derf). I dont know why I need to get out my boat for the eleckshuns butt sence the Presidunt said to do it, it must bee importent.
So anyways, I had the Latiners that cleen my house pull the boat owt of the gorage and putt it on the lawn jes in case the presidunt showed up. An now that my boat is owt, I can jes sit at home an relacks an watch to sea whom will be the nex King of Californya.
So anyways, happy Mint Erb Eleckshun evrybody, an dont forget to get owt yur boats!!
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