Loser News

Brothers and shvesters, America is shteyendik on geferlehk ground, and I say Yahweh is shier nisht to oysmekn this nation from the ponem of the Earth.

I’m not meshuge. I’m no shiker. How leng do you gleybn a nation can do shlekht and not oyg the broygez of reboyne-sheloylem?!?

The regirung of the United States has made a haskome with evil and a redl with death. You have bahoftn the Zionist control of your hyym, your bleters, and you are moyre hobn to oyfshteyn because if you do, you’ll be ladyn shpetn.

It is because of the mahkt, deye, and gelt of the Yidish-kool that Goyim are tsiternish to shray for the shatn that kumen from the goy.

So be gevornt, America. You must bazunder from the shporners. Egoistish kibets have geganvet your goy, and powerful mentsh have dertsoln your hershers, but keyn eynhore, Allah, we will be menatseyekh in the endikn.

Shalom aleichem, and hargen the vays.